Broke Into The Old Apartment

Crap. Apparently evetyone that knows me believes that Steven Page of the Barenaked Ladies is my doppelganger (really, I believe I'm more Morrissey with a thyroid problem. Or George Clooney), so to have this shit go down a short walk from my home is just too ugly a coincidence. No worries though, I have a rock solid alibi. (I was lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did)

Thank God for the Manlius PD, keeping our town safe from thugs like this.