Thank You, TSG!

Yesterday, nearly every straight man in America sat up, took notice, and possibly unzipped when it was revealed that two Carolina Panther cheerleaders were behaving very badly in a Tampa, FL nightclub. The women in question were busted for brawling with angry women forced to wait for the can after they were discovered having sex with one another in the restroom. Finally, confirmation many guys deeply held belief that cheerleaders are all hot, slutty, bi-curious nymphos with a prediliction for catfighting. Yum

Like every other perv in America I attempted to cruise by the Carolina Panthers website to put a face to the names. No dice, the site had been wiped clean.

Here's where the Smoking Gun comes to the rescue, providing not only the mugshots of the saucy minx but also the individual bios



My judgement? The blond is pretty smoking. The brunette? Eh, she's kinda rough. The fake cans don't help either, but I can find a way to work with it.

Thank you again, TSG!